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Putting Blue Cheese in Coffee

October 8, 2009

You asked for cheese, so I bring you cheese.

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So let’s say you order a pizza and two dipping sauces. You eat the pizza, dipping all the way, but in the end you still have half a blue cheese dipping sauce left over. What could you possibly do? Well, when you run a blog called Putting Weird Things in Coffee, the answer is obvious.

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Mind those leftover pizza crumbs!

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It looked okay at first. I eagerly anticipated the smooth, creamy, savoury goodness. Then I stirred.

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It immediately became a curdled mess. The smell was oddly familiar, not unlike vomit after the drunken inhalation of late-night street pizza.

I couldn’t just dump it without at least one sip, so I bravely filled the cup and plunged in.

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As soon as my lips hit the coffee, I knew it wasn’t going to end well. It was a multi-step experience; the top layer of curdled blue cheese had a sour taste that hurt my tongue. Then the actual coffee broke through and added some earthy bitterness. I forced myself to swallow, but now I’m regretting it, because it’s been half an hour since that sip and both the taste in my mouth and the feeling in my belly resemble having just gotten my guts forcibly ripped from my body, through my mouth.

All in all, I don’t recommend putting blue cheese in coffee.

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11 Comments leave one →
  1. October 8, 2009 3:45 pm

    Haha, nice one. I couldn’t believe you swallowed.

  2. October 13, 2009 5:31 am

    You mean blue cheese dressing and coffee don’t mix? NO! Say it ain’t so! That is shocking, really.

    I’m proud of you for tasting it though, thats hardcore. I’m calling Joe Rogan.

  3. Dan permalink
    October 18, 2009 5:49 am

    I’m pretty sure you can file this one under ‘No Fucking Shit’……..

    Still, I give you credit for that act of bravery!!!

  4. Oranges permalink
    February 9, 2010 7:26 pm

    I’d suggest trying REAL bleu cheese, instead of ranch with vomit flavoring added.

  5. tomm permalink
    November 2, 2010 7:53 am

    great conclusion. i thought it wasn’t a good idea.
    –lake charles self storage

    Spam linked removed. Sucker. –P

  6. Anonymous permalink
    December 18, 2015 3:45 pm

    What about blue cheese (the dry chunks) instead of blue cheese dressing? The dressing is kinda nasty, but I have to wonder about just cheese.

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